As you can tell, I go into raging shits for just about anything, so I'll just tell you some of the highlights.
- So you slow down because you know there's a possible speed camera coming up, so you stick to just just on the speed limit. But the guy behind you is riding up your ass and fucking hooting and going ape shit! Damn it to hell, why should I go faster and get booked just to satisfy some tool's stupid lust for unnecessary pace.
- Similar to the above point - fuck faces that ride right on your ass for no reason. 0.00001 inches from your back bumper. You tend to have the urge to brake suddenly and see what happens. Jeremy Clarkson calls these kinds of people cocks - I tend to agree.
- Fourway stops - fuck my life. People just go, you know its your turn, but you're watching them drive off with some satisfaction like they think they are all perfect. Fuck them. And they don't even look your way so you can express your sign language. Fuckers. Hate them. But the worst is when they just don't go. They wait for somebody else to go. Fuck that shit, just GOOOO!
- Two things about traffic lights and drivers just shit me up the ass.
- When they take too long to fucking take off when it goes green. And I mean like you wait a whole 10 seconds for them to wake the fuck up. If they aren't paying attention to the fucking lights, they should get off the road spare me the pain.
- When you're in front and you just see the light go green. And pretty much right away you get hooted at! Like 0.0000003 seconds of waiting and BAM, hooter. It seems like they're mostly cunts in suits. We need a balance here. What happened to the sanity of this world?!
- I fucken hate trucks, buses, or anything big, bulky and useless that moves like a wet sack on a tiny road. Say no more about that.
- And how about those fuckers that have this intense urge to walk their slow ass across the road without looking for any fucking cars. On a busy road. And then when they see you, they STOP!!! In the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!! It's a surprise the human race has not been faced with extinction!
- The biggest fuel for my pissy mood is construction. They spend 10 000 years trying to fix 1 fucking piece of road, and block all the lanes except for 1. Even when there's clearly nothing happening. Nobody digging, nobody grinding, nobody even sitting there doing nothing. And the worst part is, they toll the roads in order to pay for the million years of labour fixing it!
This kind of behavior is bad krap horrible a dribbling pile of goat poo shit! This would be one of the reasons I would find a deserted island and live away from this heap of horrid hurl. I'd rather lick the sharp edge of a steak knife until my hunger was satisfied than deal with this crap! What are your opinions on this?